1. c-oo-l-potatoes:

    Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    (Source: myleeneklass, via carebeardestruction)

     

  2. listenandforgiveme:

    the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

    (Source: azkabanter, via generalbooty)

     
  3. heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    (via the-part-time-internet-hobo)

     
  4. northclackitback:

    How did this not win a fucking Oscar

    (Source: materiajunkie, via generalbooty)

     

  5. zufallstreffer:

    astrosloth2016:

    I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

    let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

    (Source: punsatisfying, via the-part-time-internet-hobo)

     

  6. fartgallery:

    kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

    (via mesmerised-by-you)

     
  7. john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

    zakuro-san:

    kourtneyklaudiakarter:

    I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

    Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

    EXPAND FUN

    (via itsrebeccablack)

     

  8. necrophilofthefuture:

    i dont understand giveaways

    like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

    (via mesmerised-by-you)

     
  9. ozei:

    shank-on-fire:

    ozei:

    if i lived in this hotel room id never sleep because the view is so amazing

    or because there is so much light outside and the level of luminic contamitation is so high, you cannot sleep

    nah i went to sleep after i posted this

    (via mesmerised-by-you)

     

  10. I like “clingy” people.

    I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

    (Source: yeezuschristler, via sophiestickz)

     
  11. sammoosifer:

    officialsamwinchester:

    has this been done yet

    PLUTO THOUGH

    (via lordoftheintroverts)

     
  12. evilqueenapologist:

    pudgealicious88:

    that last one tho…

    The last one is super bad ass. That guy rocks. Most of these I was all “LOL CUTE” but the last one wow thats what gave it this reblog.

    (Source: webofgoodnews, via carebeardestruction)

     
  13. datagoddess:

    This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

    (Source: memewhore, via carebeardestruction)

     
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  15. caseyanthonyofficial:

    When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

    (via troyesivan)