1. anomalousdata:

    "Hello, I am here to play!"

    (Source: shuaitou, via awkwardstandinglewiskennedy)

     

  2. cakejam:

    When u trying to explain to Jesus why u deleted your Bible app for iOS 8 

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    (via generalbooty)

     

  3. -annoying:

    the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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    (via generalbooty)

     
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  5. batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    (via generalbooty)

     
  6. telapathetic:

    ireland is my favourite place in the world

    (Source: telapathetic, via generalbooty)

     
  7. yeatru:

    awwww-cute:

    A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

    he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

    (via generalbooty)

     

  8. realitytvgifs:

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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    (via the-part-time-internet-hobo)

     
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  10. shouldnt:

    We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

    (via lordoftheintroverts)

     
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  12. thisisnicolai:

    "Fuck yo ambitions"

    (Source: ThisisNicolai, via artificialsmileyface)

     
  13. dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    (Source: mykingdomforapen, via mugglenugget)

     
  14. hairbyyourstruly:

    Half mermaid braid💛

     
  15. returntothestars:

    It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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    (Source: toska91, via sprinkleofglitr)